Low Cortisol Hoodie

The "Low Cortisol" Hoodie

The Vibe: For when the world is panicking, but your aura remains completely undisturbed. We all know you can't build an empire or maintain a success-oriented mindset if you're permanently stressed out. This tee is the official uniform for staying entirely in the green zone. Whether you're just looksmaxing your daily aesthetic, dodging drama, or preserving your peace, let the shirt speak for your current state of zen.

The Details:

• The Design: A crisp, stark white graphic popping off a solid black tee.

• The Flex: Guaranteed 100% true-transparent background (no fake Photoshop checkerboards were harmed in the making of this shirt).

• The Fit: Comfortable enough to keep your actual stress levels permanently pegged at "LOW."

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, dry on low, and absolutely do not argue with people on the internet while wearing.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean